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Top Ten Lists

Enterprise


  1. Top Ten Reasons Why T'Pol Wears a Catsuit #1 -- Terry
  2. Top Ten Reasons Why T'Pol Wears a Catsuit #2 -- Janeway216
  3. Top Ten Ways To Have More Gratuitous Scenes Of Men In Their Underwear On Enterprise -- Ruth
  4. Top Ten Things The Vulcan Commander Could Have Said To T'Pol In Breaking The Ice... -- Deb47


Voyager


  1. Top Ten Differences On Voyager If The Trees Ruled The Delta Quadrant -- Grifone
  2. Top Ten Signs That Tuvok Is Going Through Pon Farr -- Leonie
  3. Top Ten Traumatic Things That Will Happen To Harry Kim -- Leonie
  4. Top Ten Signs That Paris And Torres Have Spent The Night Together -- Leonie
  5. Top Ten Signs That Chakotay And Janeway Are Having A Relationship -- Leonie
  6. Top Ten Disgusting Things Kes Will Consume During Her Next Elogium -- G'Inny
  7. Top Ten Fourth Season Revelations About Voyager -- G'Inny
  8. Top Ten Janeway Scenes I'd Like To See -- Mike D
  9. Top Ten Excuses For Losing A Shuttlecraft -- Jules
  10. Ten T-Shirts Worn On "Casual Day" On The Bridge Of Voyager -- Leonie (and Ginny)
  11. Top Ten Aliens/Mutants That Voyager Will Be Meeting In The Fourth Season -- G'Inny
  12. Top Ten Reasons Kes Should Be Captain! -- Eric
  13. The Wildman Toddler's Top Six Favorite Nursery Rhymes -- G'Inny
  14. Top Ten One Word Episode Titles We *Don't* Want to See.... -- Joyce
  15. Top Ten Things Chakotay's Been Wanting To Do For The Past Three Years -- Marie
  16. Top Ten Things The Doctor Will Do To Get Himself In Trouble During Season Four -- Craig
  17. Top Ten (Real) Books Found In The Crews' Quarters -- Mrs Mac
  18. The Holodoc's Top Ten List Of Potential Names -- G'Inny
  19. Top Ten More Signs That Chakotay And Janeway Are Having A Relationship -- Grifone
  20. Top Ten Things Ayala Has Been Dying To Say -- Ginny
  21. Top Ten Paris Pick-up Lines -- Ginny
  22. Top Ten More Titles Looking For A Story -- Ginny
  23. Top Ten More Things Vulcans Do Not Do -- Craig
  24. Top Ten Reasons Neelix Becomes Security Chief -- Leonie
  25. Top Ten Steps To Promotion On Voyager -- Leonie
  26. Top Ten More Things Vulcans Do Not Do -- Leonie
  27. Top Ten More Ways Kes Can Complicate Her Life -- Leonie
  28. Top Ten Names For Tom And Kathryn's Amphibian Babies -- Ginny
  29. Top Ten More Things Vulcans Do Not Do -- Brynn
  30. Top Ten More Things Vulcans Do Not Do -- Grifone
  31. Top Ten Torres Come-On Lines -- Grifone
  32. Top Ten Excuses On The Good Ship Voyager -- Ginny
  33. Top Twenty Signs That You Have Been Watching Too Much Voyager -- Leonie
  34. Ten Other Uses For Leola Root -- Leonie
  35. Top Ten Answering Machine Messages Left By Voyager Personnel -- Leonie
  36. Top Ten Technical Advancements For Voyager's Fourth Season -- Ginny
  37. Ten More Signs That You Have Been Watching Too Much Voyager -- Mrs Mac
  38. Top Ten Ways Kes Can Complicate Her Life -- Grifone
  39. Ten Bumper Stickers Found On The USS Voyager -- Leonie
  40. Top Ten Rejected Acts For The Next Talent Night -- Leonie
  41. Top Ten Things That Will Never Be Said On Voyager -- Leonie
  42. Top Ten Injuries That Paris Hasn't Suffered ...Yet -- Leonie
  43. Top Ten Colors That Tom's Eyes Are Not (No Matter How The Light Hits Them) -- Ginny
  44. Top Ten More Colours That Tom's Eyes Aren't -- Jules
  45. Top Ten Lines The Voyager Crew Would Use If They Landed On A Planet With A Singles Bar -- Ruth
  46. Top Ten Things Janeway Will Say In Her Letter To Starfleet -- Ruth
  47. Top Ten Things Janeway Would Do If The Voyager Crew Was Forced To Deal With Constant Re-Runs -- Ruth
  48. Top Ten Excuses Given By The Voyager Crew *Not* To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay -- Brynn
  49. Top Ten More Excuses Not To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay -- Ginny
  50. Top Ten More Excuses Not To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay -- Martha
  51. Top Ten More Excuses Not To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay -- TKS
  52. Top Ten More Excuses Not to Fly in a Shuttle With Chakotay -- Ruth
  53. Top Ten Vulcan Pick-Up Lines -- Marie
  54. The Top Ten Pick-Up Lines For Neelix (Talaxians) -- ande
  55. Top Ten Items Likely To Be On "Bridge Banter For Beginners" Lesson Number 17 -- Mrs Riley
  56. Top Ten Items Likely To Be On "Bridge Banter For Beginners" Lesson Number 18 -- Ginny
  57. Top Ten Items Likely To Be On "Bridge Banter For Beginners" Lesson Number 19 -- Suzanne
  58. Bridge Banter Throughout The Ages -- Ruth
  59. Seven's Top Ten Term Papers And Projects -- Ruth
  60. Top Ten Signs The Crew Is Getting Bored -- Ruth
  61. Top Ten Signs The Crew Is Getting Bored -- Ginny
  62. Top Ten Signs The Crew Is Getting Bored -- Martha
  63. Top Ten Missing Scenes From The Killing Game -- Mrs Riley
  64. Top Ten Ways Voyager Will Celebrate St. Patrick's Day This Year -- SuzyQ
  65. Top Ten Ways Voyager Will Celebrate St. Patrick's Day This Year -- Ruth
  66. Top Ten Things Found In Crews' Quarter's During Spring Cleaning -- Martha
  67. Top Ten Things Found In Janeway's Quarter's During Spring Cleaning -- Roxanne
  68. Top Ten Things Found In Chakotay's Quarters During Spring Cleaning -- Roxanne
  69. Top Ten Things Found In Tom Paris' Quarters During Spring Cleaning -- Roxanne
  70. Top Ten Ways The Crew Spring Cleans Voyager -- Ruth
  71. Voyager's Top Ten Signs That Spring Is Coming -- Ginny
  72. Top Ten Things In Admiral Paris' Letter That B'Elanna Didn't Think Tom Should Read -- Ruth
  73. Top Ten Things That Happen On Tom's Terrible Day -- Ruth
  74. Top Ten Things That Happen On Tuvok's Terrible Day -- Ginny
  75. Top Ten Signs You Are Too Obsessed With Voyager -- Jason
  76. Top Ten Things Most Likely To Happen When Tuvok Enters Pon Farr -- Marie
  77. Top Ten Things The Vis A Vis Alien Found Annoying About Being Stuck In Tom's Body -- Ruth
  78. Top Ten Things The Vis A Vis Alien Found Annoying About Being Stuck In Harry Kim's Body -- Marie
  79. Top Ten Things The Vis A Vis Alien Found Annoying About Being Stuck In Janeway's Body -- Mrs Mac
  80. Top Ten Things The Vis A Vis Alien Found Annoying About Being Stuck In Chakotay's Body -- Leonie
  81. Top Ten Other Courses That Tom Paid Attention To At Starfleet Academy -- Ruth
  82. Top Ten Trek Items MikeD May Have Received From His Mysterious Benefactor -- The Macs
  83. Top Ten Ways The Nebula Will Play While Half The Board Is Away (Getting Taken To The Cleaners In Las Vegas! -- SuzyQ
  84. Top Ten Courses That Chakotay Paid Attention To At Starfleet Academy -- Ruth
  85. Top Ten Other Voyager Inaccuracies Found In The "Living Witness" Museum -- Ruth
  86. More Top Ten Other Voyager Inaccuracies Found In The "Living Witness" Museum -- Martha
  87. Top Ten Voyager Artifacts In The Kyrian Museum Of History -- Terry
  88. Top Ten Elements That Would Be In Any Script Penned By The Nebulites -- Ruth
  89. Top Ten Things Tom Paris Would Do If Left Alone On Voyager For A Month -- SuzyQ
  90. Top Ten Things B'Elanna Would Do If Left Alone On Voyager For A Month -- D'Alaire
  91. Top Five Things The Pre-"Demons" Harry Would Do If Left Alone On Voyager For A Month/
    Top Five Things The Post-"Demons" Harry Would Do If Left Alone On Voyager For A Month
    -- Ruth
  92. Top Ten Things The Rest Of The Crew Would Do If Left Alone On Voyager For A Month -- Ruth
  93. Top Ten Rumors Ruthie Wants To Start About Season 5 -- Ruth
  94. Top Ten Things We Will Discover About The Crew In "Pathways" -- Vickie T
  95. Top Ten Things We Will Discover About The Crew In "Pathways" -- Review Boy (Jim Wright)
  96. Top Ten Things We Will Discover About The Crew In "Pathways" -- Mrs Mac
  97. Top Ten Things We Will Discover About The Crew In "Pathways" -- Sue B
  98. Top Ten Things We Will Discover About The Crew In "Pathways" -- Leonie
  99. Top Ten Things We Will Discover About The Crew In "Pathways" -- Ruth
  100. Top Ten Other Holonovels Created By Tom And Tuvok -- Leonie
  101. Top Ten Pick Up Lines That Seven Has Tried On The Crew -- Leonie
  102. Top Ten Books Taken Out From Voyager's Library By The Crew -- Leonie
  103. Top Ten Other Voyager Relics In The Kyrian Library -- Leonie
  104. Top Ten Excuses For Not Flying In A Shuttle Craft With Commander Chakotay -- Leonie
  105. Another Top Ten Voyager Holonovels -- Ginny
  106. Top Ten Voyager Holonovels Inspired By 20th Century Films -- Ruth
  107. Another Top Ten Voyager Holonovels Based On Movies -- Ruth
  108. Top Ten UPN Replacement Shows -- Maureen
  109. Top Ten Changes You'd See In Voyager If The Nebulites Win Tonight's Powerball Lottery And Buy Paramount -- Ruth
  110. Top Ten Signs That Tom And Kathryn Are Romantically Involved -- Ginny
  111. Top Ten Lines Of Dialogue That Belran Will Phone In During Season Five -- Leonie
  112. Top Ten Issues Raised, If Ken Starr Were In Charge Of Investigating Voyager's Disappearance -- Mrs Mac
  113. Top Ten (Claymation) Death Matches I Would Like To See Involving Characters From Voyager -- Jim C
  114. Top Ten Guests On The New Neelix Springer Show -- Ginny
  115. Top Ten Inane Things Harry Will Say In Season Five -- ande
  116. Top Ten Guests And Topics On The New Neelix Springer Show -- Ruth
  117. Top Ten Guests On The New Neelix Springer Show -- Maureen
  118. Top Ten Lines That RDM Can Phone In Because As Far As I'm Concerned I've Heard Him Say It Ad Nausea -- Leonie
  119. Top Ten Issues Raised If Ken Starr Was In Charge Of Investigating Voyager's Disappearance -- Leonie
  120. Top Ten Topics On The New Neelix Springer Coffee Nebula Show -- Leonie
  121. Top Ten Other Things That B'Elanna Might Have Sat On In Tom's Car -- Ruth
  122. Top Ten Things I Sincerely Hope Won't Be Overheard At TPTB's Brainstorming Sessions -- D'Alaire
  123. Top Ten Things That I Hope Will Be Overheard During Season Five Brainstorming -- Ginny
  124. Top Ten Things I Hope Won't Be Overheard As Voyager's Producers/Writers Brainstorm For Season Five -- Ruth
  125. Top Ten Things You Will Get If You Put Janeway And Paris In Ginny's Classic Trek Romance -- Mr Mac
  126. Top Ten Inane Things That Harry Will Say During Season 5 -- Leonie
  127. Top Five Funny Things That Tuvok Will Say During Season 5 -- Leonie
  128. Top Ten Revoltingly Maudlin Bits Of Romantic Dialogue Between Tom And B'Elanna During Season 5 -- Leonie
  129. Seven's Top Ten "____ Is Irrelevant" In Season Five -- Leonie
  130. Holodoc's Top Ten, "I'm A Doctor Not A _____" In Season Five -- Leonie
  131. Top Ten Things That I Don't Want To Overhear In TPTB's Brainstorming Session -- Leonie
  132. Ten Things I Would Like To Overhear In TPTB's Brainstorming Session -- Avril
  133. Ten More Things I Would Like To Overhear In TPTB's Brainstorming Session -- Avril
  134. Top Ten Ways The Voyager Crew Will Spend Labor Day -- Ruth
  135. Top Ten Things The Voyager Crew Does At Night -- Jules
  136. Top Ten Things The Voyager Crew Does At Night -- Ginny
  137. Top Ten Things The Voyager Crew Does At Night -- D'Alaire
  138. Top Ten Reasons The Folks On Voyager Were In A Bad Mood In The Original Two Hour Version Of "Night" -- Ruth
  139. Top Ten Features That Tom Would Put In The Delta Flyer -- gadgetguy
  140. Top Ten Things The Voyager Crew Members Do At "Night" -- Ruth
  141. Top Ten Things That Would Most Scare The Voyager Crew -- Mrs Mac
  142. Top Ten Things That Would Most Scare The Voyager Crew -- Ruth
  143. Top Ten Things That Most Scare The Voyager Crew -- Ginny
  144. Top Ten Ways That The DSN Crew Would Have Handled Being In The Void -- Leonie
  145. Top Ten Signs That Chakotay Has Fallen In Love With Yet Another Alien Babe Of The Week -- Ruth
  146. Top Ten Jokes The Crew Tells About Chakotay's Hair Color -- Annie
  147. Top Ten Favorite Toys Of The Crew -- D'Alaire
  148. Top Ten Imaginary Playmates The Voy Crew Had When Growing Up -- Ruth
  149. Top Ten Favorite Toys Of The Crew -- Martha
  150. Top Ten Things Tom Should Have Put In The Delta Flyer -- Marianna
  151. Top Ten Delta Quadrant Replacements For Rudolf The Red-Nosed Reindeer -- Ginny
  152. Top Ten New Hallmark ST: Voyager Christmas Ornaments -- Tracy
  153. Top Ten Favorite Crew Stocking Stuffers -- Leonie
  154. Top Ten Places To Hang A Wreath On The Starship Voyager -- Leonie
  155. Top Ten Ingredients In Neelix's Fruitcake -- Leonie
  156. Top Ten Toys On Naomi's Christmas List -- Leonie
  157. Top Ten Favorite Christmas Carols -- Leonie
  158. Top Ten Roles In Voyager Christmas Nativity Pageant -- Leonie
  159. Top Ten More Voyager Christmas Carols -- Ruth
  160. Top Ten Ways Tom Gets In Trouble In Down Deep -- Ruth
  161. Top Ten Reactions The Crew Will Have When Their Mom, Er, When Their Captain Starts Dating -- Ruth
  162. Top Ten Things The Voyager Crew Do When They Catch A Cold (Assuming The Doc Isn't Around) -- Ruth
  163. Still More Top Ten Voyager Holonovels Based On Movies -- Ruth
  164. Bottom Ten Moments From Dark Frontier (Descending From Bad To Worse)/
    Top Ten Moments From Dark Frontier (From Good To Better)
    -- Sue B
  165. Top Ten Reasons The Voyager Crew Think It Is Time For Harry To Get A Girlfriend -- Ruth
  166. Top Ten Features Of The Paris-Torres Wedding -- Ginny
  167. Top Ten Features Of The Paris-Torres Wedding -- Tracy
  168. Top Ten Wedding Gifts For Tom And B'Elanna -- Ginny
  169. Top Ten Things Lt Carey Has Done Since His Last Appearence In Season 1 -- Deborah47
  170. Top Ten Interruptions To The Wedding -- Jules
  171. Top Ten Voyager March Madness Happenings! -- Shawnster
  172. Top Ten Voyager March Madness Happenings -- Mrs Mac
  173. Top Ten Things On The Photo Computer Chip Found Floating In Course: Oblivion -- Deborah47
  174. Top Ten Tom Paris Dating Rules -- Jules
  175. Top Ten Other Questions Janeway Answered Incorrectly on Starfleet Academy Exams -- Ruth
  176. Top Ten Other Holodeck Scenarios That The Chaotic Space Aliens Considered And Discarded...And Why -- Ginny
  177. Top Ten Things Janeway Offers Jason Alexander Instead Of Seven -- Ruth
  178. Another Top Ten Things Kathryn Offers Jason Alexander Instead Of Seven -- Ginny
  179. Top Ten Things The Crew Offers Jason Alexander Instead Of Seven -- Mrs Mac
  180. Top Ten Reasons Why Seven Chooses Doc To Be Her First Date -- Marie
  181. Top Ten Places We Could Have Seen Some Male Skin This Season -- Ruth
  182. Top Ten Places We Could Have Seen Some Female Skin This Season -- Terry
  183. Top Ten Possible Season Ending Cliffhangers -- Ruth
  184. Top Ten Solo Trek Movies In Production -- Eric
  185. Top Ten Other Things Tom Stole For Alice, Because It's A Long Way To Wonderland, And A Girl Needs A Hobby -- Ginny
  186. Top Ten Other Times A Voyager Crew Member Has Uttered The Fateful Words: "I Think I'm In Love" -- Ruth
  187. The Doc's Top Ten New Subroutines -- Terry
  188. Top Ten Reasons The EMH Picks On Tom... -- SuzyQ
  189. Top Ten Reasons Why Tom Picks On The EMH! -- Deborah47
  190. Top Ten Things Admiral Paris Says To Tom During The Course Of Pathfinder... -- Ruth
  191. Top Ten Things/People Tom Will Now Blame When Things Don't Go His Way -- Ruth
  192. Top Ten Reasons The Nebula Has Been So Quiet -- Terry
  193. Top Ten Signs That Harry Has PMS (Hey, It's The 24th Century, Who Knows?) -- Ruth
  194. Top Ten Ways To Tell When Your Series Is A Lame Duck -- Deborah47
  195. Top Ten Suggested Episodes For Voyager's Seventh Season That Only Brannon Braga Could Love -- Ruth
  196. Top Ten Signs That Folks On Voyager Aren't Ready For The End Of Their Summer Vacations -- Ruth
  197. Top Ten Things Folks On Voyager Would Do If They Got A Snow Day -- Ruth