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Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things Janeway Will Say In Her Letter To Starfleet

10.We're running desperately short of supplies, so could you bring us a few items we're having trouble replicating? Item number 1 to be included on rescue ship: hair extensions.
9.Item number 2: could please send us some damn Tomato soup so that a certain whiny helmsman will shut up already.
8.Item number 3: we also need some Rogaine; for reason, see item 2 above.
7.I know you're going to want to do an inventory when we get back to the Alpha Quadrant, but just so you'll know beforehand, I feel I should say something about the shuttles . . .
6.I've heard that the Maquis have been defeated, so just between you and me, I've only pretended to integrate those traitors into my crew so I could subtly grill them for information about their fiendish plans.
5.You might want to warn Admiral Paris about his future daughter-in-law -- she's, mm, a little high strung. Family get togethers should be very interesting.
4.In case you need an additional reason for coming to a speedy rescue, I've included a hologram of our latest crew member that you may want to pass around to the rest of the guys.
3.I have a suggested modification for future starship vessels: a holocook.
2.Please inform Ensign Kim's mother that her son has been an asset to our crew, and that we don't know what we would have done without him (although we've thought about it. Oh, have we thought about it).
1.Finally, you know that Starfleet rule about improper fraternization between an officer and subordinates -- is that, like a hard and fast rule, or more of a kind of, oh, I don't know, flexible guideline, so to speak?

(See also Letters To (And From) Home)