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Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... Brooklyn
Peter

10.Typical aliens encountered would include Russians, Jamaicans, Koreans and Italians.
9.Tuvok and his security crew would be stars of hit spinoff series, Brooklyn South.
8.Turbolift would be replaced by L train to Canarsie.
7.Tom would organize frequent volleyball tourneys at Coney Island beach.
6.After joining the Voyager "family" Neelix would be target of a hit by his former "associates" in the "import/export" business.
5.Shuttlecrafts would frequently be lost in the East River.
4.Viewscreens would have iron bars over them.
3.B'Elanna would be conductor on L train to Canarsie.
2.Sandrine's would be frequented by cool artist-types escaping the high cost of Manhattan living.
1.Three words: Captain Rudy Giuliani.