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Top Ten More Voyager Christmas Carols
Ruth -- 6 Dec 1998, 5:04 PM

10.The J/Crs on the ship: I Saw Mommy Kissing Chak-O-Tay (underneath the mistletoe last night.)
9.Tuvok: Please, Sunak, do not over indulge in the consumption of Klingon Ale on this, the day in which Terrans celebrate their holiday known as "Christmas."
 It loses something in the translation, but it is Tuvok's version of "Please, Daddy, Don't Get Drunk This Christmas."
8.B'Elanna: Blue Christmas. "I'll have a blue Christmas. And do you want to make something of that? Stay out of my face!"
7.Kellin, Chakotay's ABOTW from "Unforgettable": Auld Lang Syne "Should old acquaintance, be forgot ...."
6.Red Shirt Ensigns: Deck The Halls. "Deck the halls with Ensign's jolly, fa la la la la la la la la; Soon we'll be in Chuckle's Folly, fa la la la la la la la la; He flies shuttles; we stay silent, fa la la la la la la la la; Oops! We're dead, and it's death violent, fa la la la la la la la la."
5.Seven: Away in the Alcove, No Cribs Are Needed In the Collective.
4.Treevis: O Christmas Tree "O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, how lovely are my branches. O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, but how the trimming scratches!"
3.The Delaney Sisters: (Oh) God! REST, You Merry Gentlemen (Giggle!)
2.Tom: There's No Place Like Home For the Holidays. ".....Oh, there's no place like home for the holidays, so no matter how well you do in life. Your Dad is still a b@stard in a million ways. For the Holidays, there's always lots of strife!!!!
1.The YAMS on board: Seven The Big Bra Borg Babe. "..... then one foggy Christmas night, Janeway came to say. Seven with your big implants, won't you strut around and prance? Oh, how the YAM-boys loved her, as they sat around and drooled. Seven, the Big Bra Borg Babe, you have made this ship so coooool!