Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Excuses On The Good Ship Voyager
Ginny -- 25 Apr 1997, 14:27 GMT

(This is my last one, or I'm gonna lose my job.)

10.	I ran out of replicator credits.
9.	I was distracted by Kathryn's/Kes'/B'Elanna's hair.
8.	I'm an ensign with a speaking part; I had a will to draft.
7.	I was doing a shuttlecraft inventory.
6.	Ayala didn't say anything about it.
5.	Wait a minute--I thought we were in the alternative timeline.
4.	I was looking for Ensign Wildman and the baby.
3.	An alien-possessed holocharacter trapped me on the holodeck.
2.	Someone ate the gel pack.
1.	Tom kidnapped the Captain again.

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