Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... Sydney
tragic fan -- 26 Sep 2001, 23:27 EST

10.	Talk in the mess hall would revolve around property and share prices.
9.	The holodecks would provide a wide range of cultural and recreational pursuits: Rugby League, Rugby Union and Australian Rules Football in winter; cricket and soccer in summer; and netball and surfing all year round.
8.	Neelix's leola linguini would earn him celebrity chef status. He leaves to open a bistro in the Alpha Quadrant (London).
7.	B'Elanna would have whole suburbs of people to talk engines with.
6.	Tom Paris would get used to flying Voyager in a holding pattern above Sydney's Kingsford Smith Airport for hours on end every Monday morning.
5.	Tuvok's kal toh (sp?) expertise comes in handy navigating the road "system", which is designed by an illiterate (signs, who needs signs?) admirer of M C Escher.
4.	No more mess hall -- the Doctor would perform in the quadrant's most beautiful Opera House.
3.	Seven's catsuit would guarantee her a spot in the State Swimming Team (either that, or star billing in every drag show on Oxford Street).
2.	Janeway would have to choose between a latte, cappuccino, macchiato and espresso every time she wanted a coffee. She would then have to send it back, telling the replicator-barista: "you wouldn't know a Gaggia from a garage!".
1.	The crew keep wondering who the hell are this "Farscape" mob everyone keeps running into.

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