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Top Ten Wedding Gifts For Tom And B'Elanna
Ginny -- 26 Feb 1999, 9:10 AM

10.Harry: An original clarinet composition to set the mood on the wedding night.
9.Vorick: A volume of of Klingon poetry to recite from, once the mood is set. (What a good sport!)
8.Engineering Staff: An assortment of heavy objects suitable for throwing. (See 9 above)
7.Seven: Provocative lingerie, including a lacy bra that lifts, separates, and defies the imagination.
6.Tuvok: A meditation lamp to light the wedding night supper table.
5.Neelix: Squeeze containers of chocolate syrup, butterscotch, and whipped cream for, well, you know, dessert.
4.Chakotay: A dreamcatcher to hang over the wedding bed.
3.Naomi Wildman: Crayons and a coloring book, in case Tom and B'Elanna get bored and run out things to do. (Samantha hasn't had that talk with Naomi yet.)
2.Kathryn: A special dark roast blend for the first honeymoon breakfast.
1.Holodoc: A Get-Out-Of-Sick-Bay-Free card, good for the duration of the marriage.