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Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... San Francisco

10.Chakotay would have a nose ring to go with that tattoo.
9.Hill-holder clutch on the warp drive.
8.Every time Harry says "It's Some Kind of Anomoly!" he means "Fog."
7.The most popular battle maneuver wouldn't be "Evasive pattern-Omega" but "Joe Montana - Hallelujah Pass."
6.That first, regrettable encounter with the Vidiians was triggered when the Vidiians tapped into a transmission of the crew's sing-a-long night, highlighted by a rousing chorous of "I Left My Heart In San Francisco."
5.Neelix, Tuvok, and B'Elanna could cruise the Haight and fit right in. Heck, they could stroll through the Financial District and no one notice.
4.They would have been horrified, not delighted, to travel back in time and end up in (ugh) Los Angeles.
3.Lunch at Neelix's Cafe: clam chowder in a hollowed-out sourdough loaf, followed by crab legs, all washed down with a frosty Anchor Steam.
2.Energy would be re-rounted from non-essential systems (weapons, shields, sensors, warp drive) to power a Starbucks on every deck.
And the number one difference if VOYAGER were in San Francisco instead of the Delta Quadrant....
1.Tom and Harry would be living together. With B'Elanna. OK, that was too easy.
The real # 1 difference if Voyager were in San Francisco instead of the Delta Quadrant is.....
1.Forget those hyposprays. In this Sick Bay, the remedy of choice is medicinal marijuana.