Voyager Top Ten Lists

Another Top Ten Voyager Holonovels
Ginny - 17 Jul 1998, 2:16 PM

What if Tom and Tuvok turned to classic literature for their holonovel ideas?

10.	THE B'EL JAR Pity poor Torres. The warp core is fried, the main computer is down, the old uniform still doesn't fit--life just isn't worth living. Then along floats a gray-eyed cutie in an enviro-suit...
9.	BRAVE [in a] NEW WORLD Chakotay goes back to basics on an idyllic planet much like the one in RESOLUTIONS, with the addition of a native plant that yields a drug which not only keeps radical, independent-thinking redheads in line, but greatly enhances conversations with one's spirit guide.
8.	MOBY DOC The Holodoctor becomes obsessed with curing the great white welts that afflict several crew members after eating Neelix's Seafood Surprise.
7.	TOM SAWYER The mischievous, high-spirited hero and his best friend, Huck Kim, have many exciting adventures and a scary encounter with the menacing Injun 'Kotay.
6.	THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY KIM (You had to see this one coming.) Hilarious hijinks abound, as young rascal Huck, rafting through the Delta with his African-American-Vulcan pal Tu-Jim, encounters alien abduction, genetic sleight-of-hand, and the occasional fatality.
5.	JANE WAYRE This time, Kathryn is governess to the children of the brooding and handsome Mr. Ro-Chakotay, whose attic houses a strange blonde woman that no one seems to remember. Then one night, Kathryn finds Mr. Ro-Chakotay's personal diary lying open in the study...
4.	MACBORG After being counselled by three weird Hirogen, Seven decides to explore the concept of vaulting ambition. Her plot to take over Voyager is thwarted, however, by MacDoc, who is not of woman born.
3.	THE RANSOM OF RED CHEF Rollicking good fun, as a group of space pirates kidnap Neelix to be their new cook...and then can't return him to Voyager fast enough.
2.	A TALE OF TWO SEX SCENES Pon Farr is bustin' out all over, as we hear the noble and tormented Tuvie Carton say to a bewildered Paris, "Tis a far bolder thing I do than I have ever done. Tis a far, far better tryst I go to than I have ever known."
1.	THE RED BADGE OF CARNAGE No matter how many times the ensigns open the narrative parameters, the shuttle still crashes.

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