Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things Tom Should Have Put In The Delta Flyer
Marianna - 15 Nov 1998, 2:19 PM

(this is what happens when Marianna and Maureen are let loose on the streets of NYC)

10.	a first-aid kit and portable EMH (Sam Wildman in "OUAT". 'nuff said?)
9.	a sun visor (those nebulas can be pretty rough on a certain pilot's lovely blue eyes)
8.	child safety seats (because you never know when the "kizzards" might show up)
7.	the entire "Blue's Clues" video collection (see #8)
6.	ensign-side airbags
5.	directional signals
4.	change for tolls
3.	a bathroom (because Harry always has to have that last-minute glass of chocolate milk)
2.	a deck of cards (why not get in that last game of strip poker while waiting to suffocate?)
1.	a glove compartment (where Chak can shove all those 'reckless driving' tickets he never quite gets around to mentioning to the Captain)

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