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Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... New Jersey
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10.	To ease highway congestion, a starship-only lane is added to the Turnpike. Helm control petitions the legislature to raise the speed limit from 55mph to Warp 9.9.
9.	As a ploy to gain significant leverage in his negotiations with the city of NY, George Steinbrenner announces that Voyager has offered to provide the Yankees with a state-of-the-art holographic stadium, complete with luxury boxes and expanded parking, for when their lease in the Bronx runs out.
8.	Tuvok's security duties now includes arresting shoplifters at the malls and ejecting card-counters from the casinos in AC.
7.	Although hers is the only child on Voyager, Samantha Wildman demands to be provided with vouchers for private schooling.
6.	The transporter now requires highway exit numbers instead of co-ordinates.
5.	7 of 9 is NJ's entrant in the Miss America pageant, although her talent of assimilating other contestants cost her points towards the Miss Congeniality award.
4.	The beach resort program is replaced with the Stone Pony in Asbury Park. Attendance swells amid rumors that Springsteen will be making unannounced appearances to try out new material.
3.	Shuttlecraft would be in greater danger of being stolen than of crashing.
2.	While it would be acceptable for B'Elanna to observe the Day of Honor, command crew would be cautioned that official recognition of this holiday would violate separation of church and state.
1.	Upon breaking the warp threshold, Tom Paris would be assessed 4 points on his record, hit with a $3000 insurance surcharge, and dumped in the "assigned risk" category.

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