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Top Ten More Excuses Not To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay
Ginny -- 5 Feb 1998, 8:21 AM

10.Shuttle? What's a shuttle?
9.I hab a code in my nodse.
8.There must be some mistake. I drew the long straw.
7.I have to babysit Naomi Wildman.
6.A holographic Seska booby-trap has me pinned down in Holodeck 3.
5.I feel my Ponn Far coming on.
4.I'm allergic to shuttlecraft upholestry.
3.I just ate three bowls of Neelix's Red Rodeo Rootin' Tootin' Chili--with extra jalopy-nose.
2.I already died once this season.
1.Hey, look! Is that Q?