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Top Ten More Excuses Not To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay
Ginny -- 5 Feb 1998, 8:21 AM

10.	Shuttle? What's a shuttle?
9.	I hab a code in my nodse.
8.	There must be some mistake. I drew the long straw.
7.	I have to babysit Naomi Wildman.
6.	A holographic Seska booby-trap has me pinned down in Holodeck 3.
5.	I feel my Ponn Far coming on.
4.	I'm allergic to shuttlecraft upholestry.
3.	I just ate three bowls of Neelix's Red Rodeo Rootin' Tootin' Chili--with extra jalopy-nose.
2.	I already died once this season.
1.	Hey, look! Is that Q?

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