Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Other Holodeck Scenarios That The Chaotic Space Aliens Considered And Discarded...And Why
Ginny -- 26 Mar 1999, 5:26 PM

10.	Tom and Harry's "Two Man Luge"--Two men wearing spandex and lying on top of each other means something entirely different in Chaotic Space.
9.	B'Elanna's Skydiving Scenario--You can't hear a word anyone says with the atmosphere whistling by your ears.
8.	Insurrection Alpha -- Eventually, everyone in Chaotic Space wanted to play.
7.	My Favorite Martian--All the Chaotic Space aliens loved the main character, but his silver suit deflected their attempts at communication.
6.	Neelix's "Cooking With Julia Child"--IEEEEEEEEEE! That horrible voice!
5.	Captain Proton and the Temple of Boom--Impossible to be heard over stuff blowing up.
4.	Kathryn's Gothic Holonovel -- ZZZZZZZZ. Couldn't stay awake long enough to figure out the plot.
3.	Tom and Tuvok's "Spider-Gigging For Fun and Profit"--Well, duh. Spiders can't talk.
2.	Chakotay's "Spirit Guides on Ice"--Even aliens from Chaotic Space think this is a lame way to spend an afternoon.
1.	Sandrine's--'Cause nobody knew their name.

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