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Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... Utah

10.Each Star ship would look like a minivan with kids bouncing off the walls.
9.Bumper Stickers would read "Families Are Forever."
8.Janeway would constantly look harried from dealing with all the kids.
7.Seven's catsuit would be replaced by a modest pant suit.
6.Neelix would to all his shopping in bulk quantities.
5.The holodeck program would feature any Disney fantasy that you wanted.
4.All adult beverages including synthohol would be sold in government licensed stores.
3.Every Monday Night Voyager would have an evening with the family. Nothing else would happen until after 9 pm.
2.Each member of the crew would go out two by two and actively recruit new members to the crew.
1.Chakotey would realize that if families are going to be forever, there would have to be kids. He would immediately marry Janeway and soon after have children.