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Top Ten Things The Voyager Crew Do When They Catch A Cold (Assuming The Doc Isn't Around)
Ruth -- 8 Jan 1999, 11:10 AM

In honor of the cold and flu season...

10.	Tom replicates some chicken noodle soup. And then he complains about it.
9.	Tom then has B'Elanna replicate some orange juice. And then he complains about it.
	And then she dumps it on his head.
8.	Ironically, Tuvok gets a really nasty head cold at the exact same time he enters Pon Farr, and at one point he sneezes so hard he blows a hole in the side of the ship.
7.	Still, Tuvok is lucky enough to find a mate, but just before the Big Moment, his Nyquil kicks in and he falls asleep.
6.	The Delaney sisters spend their nights wearing flannel gowns cuddled up to hot water bottles, rather than wearing silk lingerie cuddled up to hot... oh well, use your imagination.
	They certainly do.
5.	Chakotay suggests to Janeway that since they are the only two people on the ship infected by the cold virus, that they protect the health of the crew by isolating themselves on a deserted planet somewhere.
4.	When Harry sneezes on the bridge one day, Ayala surprises everyone by going, "gesundheit!"
3.	Janeway notices Seven of Nine sniffling but when she asks her if she has a cold, Seven responds, "I am Borg. I do not (sneeze) sneeze."
2.	But when Seven of Nine complains of chest congestion, two ensigns practically have heart attacks rushing up to her with jars of Vick's Vap-O-Rub.
1.	Janeway curls up in bed with a hot toddy and her favorite romance novel, "The Torrid Temptations Of A Tattooed Tyrant."

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