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Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... Boulder, Colorado #2
Jim C

10.	Voyager's Paris' Squares team would have been way over rated at the begining of the season only to end up with a disappointing sub five hundred record.
9.	The ship and crew would not have tried to get home after seeing the Flatirons (a spectacular geologic formation in the mountains overlooking the town).
8.	Every crew member would be required to bike to work.
7.	The other crew members would look down their noses at you if you didn't religiously use the replicator recyclers.
6.	Everything Nelix cooked would have to be "all organic, steroid free."
5.	Tuvok would be forced to throw you in the brig if you smoked in public.
4.	All shuttle craft would be named after famous communist or socialist leaders and each would have a "free Tibet" or "visualize world peace" bumper sticker.
3.	B'Elanna and Chakotay would have dread locks.
2.	Captain Janeway would not shave her arm pits. Seven would not shave her legs.

And the number one way Voyager would be different if set in Boulder...

1.	Rank would be signified by the number of facial piercings instead of pips.

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