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Top Ten Excuses Given By The Voyager Crew *Not* To Fly In A Shuttle With Chakotay
Brynn -- 4 Feb 1998, 8:51 PM

10.Pardon me, but I think I'm from an alternate timeline.
9.My mother said never ride with someone who hallucinates and speaks to animals.
8.Doctor's orders: Don't do anything that would jeopardize my health.
7.Didn't you hear? He crashed the last one three days ago.
6.Shuttle ride? With Chakotay? Uh... let me get back to you on that.
5.My good uniform isn't back from the cleaners.
4.Can't. My personal injury insurance just ran out.
3.Mkfalagalafkljiopih (Pretending to be taken over by unnamed AOTW)
2.Sorry, I just transferred to the Astrometrics Lab.
And the number one excuse given by the Voyager crew *not* to fly in a shuttle with Chakotay:
1.I'm allergic to the ink used in tattoos.