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Top Ten Things B'Elanna Would Do If Left Alone On Voyager For A Month
D'Alaire -- 15 May 1998

1.Before restoring the doctor's audio matrix, reprogram him to say only *nice* things about Tom.
2.Reconfigure all 47 shuttles to divert navigation to a secret remote in engineering upon receiving Chakotay's voice print activation.
3.Accidentally access Meg Delaney's personal logs.
4.After stuffing him back into the capsule, tell Tom bedtime stories.... "Once upon a time, there was a cute little aeronautical device called Budgie'"...(mmmm...grin...zzzzzz).
5.Try on Janeway's old wigs.
6.Play darts with Chakotay's medicine wheel and Tuvok's Kal-toh rods.
7.Relocate Seven's regeneration chamber to the quarters next to Neelix's.
7a.Fill Seven's closet with stylish but sensible business-casual.
8.Program Harry a sincere, lasting relationship.
9.Methodically disassemble Tom's Camaro while looking for a replacement manifold--"I know he said this thing had a manifold somewhere! I'll just start from the top and work my way down...."
10.Kick back on the bridge in Tom's luau shirt with a mug of coffee and a good old-fashioned bodice ripper, while roasting marshmallows over the coals of Tom's little black book, Seven's metallic catsuit and Harry's copy of "101 Jokes for Every Occasion."