Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Features That Tom Would Put In The Delta Flyer
gadgetguy -- 25 Oct 1998, 7:40 PM

10.	Unlimited supply of expendable ensigns.
9.	Beer cooler.
8.	Compression phaser rifle rack.
7.	Make-out couch.
6.	Really good stereo system.
5.	Seat belts!
4.	Pizza Hut proximity detector.
3.	EVA suits built for two.
2.	Comfy vibrating reclining pilot's seat with built-in foot massage.
1.	Chakotay-proof controls.

My collaborator / partner-in-crime, Maureen had some ideas of her own...

Cup-holders
Uplink with the DQ SportsNet (all sports, all the time!)
Walk-in closet (can serve as Jefferies Tubes in a crisis)
Highlights of Yankees World Series Championships!
Cool shades to protect pilot's seriously gorgeous BLUE eyes from unexpected plasma bursts, proto-Nebulas, and other technobabble dangers.

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