Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Paris Pick-up Lines
Ginny -- 23 Apr 1997, 22:35 GMT

10.	"What's a nice bi-ped like you doing in a place like this?"
9.	"My dad's an admiral."
8.	"You've changed my opinion about <insert appropriate alien race here>."
7.	"Beam here often?"
6.	"I'm pathologically needy and have low self esteem. Hold me."
5.	"You're not married and planning to frame me for your husband's murder, are you?"
4.	"Your curves are all wrong." (Hey--it worked on Rain Robinson.)
3.	(to a Delaney sister) "Hello."
2.	"Slurp-p-p!" (Amphibian for "Slime becomes you, Captain.")
1.	"This isn't about the gun. This is about sex. . .finally."

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