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Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... Hawaii

10.Leola root would be replaced with poi and it would get an even worse reaction from the crew.
9.The bumper sticker would read "Live Aloha, even if you are in the Delta Quad"
8.Genuine Big Daddio(sp) surf shirts would replace the regular uniforms.
7.What time the crew showed up for work would be directly related to the surf report.
6.Everyone would have a nice tan.
5.Chakotay and Harry would fit right in with the locals. Everyone else would be howlies from the Mainland.
4.Janeway would have no problem finding coffee, but she would have to pay an arm and a leg for it.
3.The in joke would be Janeway telling the visiting AOTW that they couldn't leave Voyager without getting lied.
2.There would be no shuttlecraft because there would be no parking places for them.
... and the number one way Voyager would be different if it were in Hawaii ...
1.Even the universal translator would be unable to pronounce or spell the local street names. (hey, you try giving or following directions to the Like Like freeway(pronounced Leeky Leeky) or to Kuaikiilani Street (Koo i key e lan e), how about Hale Iwa (Hall-a Eva).