Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Ways Voyager Would Be Different If It Took Place In... St Petersburg
Nammy and PegN

10.	Tracy's elderly relief helmsman would not be able to see over the console.
9.	He would also tie up the already congested rush hour traffic looking for "early bird specials."
8.	Holodecks would be replaced by shuffleboard courts.
7.	Dinner hour would end at 7:00 to prepare for nightly bingo.
6.	All off duty female Voyagers would attend bingo wearing every piece of jewelery they owned.
5.	Chakotay would desert the ship to take over Seminole Bingo.
4.	Tuvok would desert ship and head to Clearwater where he would trade in his Starfleet uniform for the light blue shirt/dark blue pants uniform as he embraces Scientology.
3.	Tourist shops would line on every deck selling shell art, tacky tee shirts that say, "I got crabs on St. Pete Beach" and mouse related stuff.
2.	Shuttles would be waverunners.
1.	Voyager's bumper sticker would say, "Pray for me. I drive on US 19."

All opinions and writings reproduced in these pages are copyright © their authors. The Coffee Nebula and any text or original artwork relating to its site design is copyright © Jules Langley 1997-2024, based on images, concepts and characters from the television series Star Trek: Voyager. Star Trek and all of its associated trademarks are TM, ® and © Paramount Pictures. Other shows are © their respective production companies/networks. It is not the intention of this page to attempt to infringe or supersede those copyrights in any way.