Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Lines The Voyager Crew Would Use If They Landed On A Planet With A Singles Bar
Ruth -- 28 Jan 1998, 4:41 PM

10.	Hi, my name's Kathryn. I don't like to brag, but I've been called Starfleet's female James T. Kirk.
9.	Hi, I'm Tom. I can hold warp ten for hours and not even break into a sweat.
8.	Hi, my name is B'Ellana. Want to see my bat'leth?
7.	Hi, pretty lady, I'm Tuvok. Logic would dictate that I transport you to paradise.
6.	Hello, I am Seven of Nine. (Like she'd have to say anything else)
5.	Hello, I'm Kes, and if you find younger women appealing, you just hit the jackpot.
4.	Hello, I am a Doctor. Want to see my Mercedes and my platinum card? (I figure he's been programmed by doctors here on earth)
3.	Hi, I'm Harry. I used to play the clarinet in the Julliard Youth Symphony.
2.	Neelix here, sweet thing. Please let me show you my leolah root of love.
1.	The name's Chakotay, baby. It's a beautiful night -- want to go for a ride on my shuttle? (We'll just hope he doesn't crash and burn)

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