The Coffee Nebula Board is for the discussion of Star Trek: Voyager and other sci-fi/cult shows. This is its Archive of episode discussions, top ten lists, fan fiction, and other miscellaneous musings.


Voyager Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Things That Will Never Be Said On Voyager
Leonie -- 8 May 1997, 08:59 GMT

10.The unnamed extra who makes it back to the alpha quad with Janeway, Chakotay, Tuvok, Paris and Torres: "Aye Sir"
9.Neelix: "No I won't do it captain"
8.Paris: "That's it, I'm fed up with women, where is the nearest monastery?".
7.Torres: "Sex is not the only thing, sometimes I want to be held"
6.Tuvok: " I don't give a RAT'S -SS if it is illogical, I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY"
5.Kes: " You have obviously mistaken me for someone who cares, save the drama for yo mama!!!"
4.The Doctor: " By the way Mr. Neelix, I find myself romantically attracted to you, and was wondering if you felt the same way?"
3.Chakotay: " I don't give a damn what your story is , I'm going to hurt you because I enjoy it"
2.Janeway: " I can't decide what to do, I'm going to take a nice long hot bath, call me when you stand down red alert ensign."
1.Kim: " Hey sweetheart, nice shoes, wanna get busy?"