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Top Ten Things That Will Never Be Said On Voyager
Leonie -- 8 May 1997, 08:59 GMT

10.	The unnamed extra who makes it back to the alpha quad with Janeway, Chakotay, Tuvok, Paris and Torres: "Aye Sir"
9.	Neelix: "No I won't do it captain"
8.	Paris: "That's it, I'm fed up with women, where is the nearest monastery?".
7.	Torres: "Sex is not the only thing, sometimes I want to be held"
6.	Tuvok: " I don't give a RAT'S -SS if it is illogical, I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY"
5.	Kes: " You have obviously mistaken me for someone who cares, save the drama for yo mama!!!"
4.	The Doctor: " By the way Mr. Neelix, I find myself romantically attracted to you, and was wondering if you felt the same way?"
3.	Chakotay: " I don't give a damn what your story is , I'm going to hurt you because I enjoy it"
2.	Janeway: " I can't decide what to do, I'm going to take a nice long hot bath, call me when you stand down red alert ensign."
1.	Kim: " Hey sweetheart, nice shoes, wanna get busy?"

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