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[Neelix tells a story]

"Gather round. But I'm warning you... this is not a tale for the faint of heart.
— Neelix

"We're not faint of heart."
— Mezoti

"Our cardiopulmonary systems are reinforced."
— Icheb

"So don't leave anything out."
— Mezoti
The Haunting Of Deck Twelve

Letters From The Delta Quadrant

Letter From Neelix To Shoney's
Ruth — 2 Feb 1998

To the General Manager of Shoney's Incorporated:

Dear Sir or Madam:

Please accept this letter as an expression of my intent to apply for the position of cook at one of your many fine restaurants throughout the Alpha Quadrant. As you can see from the attached resume, although I am a stranger to your lovely quadrant, I have spent the last four years creating tempting recreations of Alpha Quadrant cuisine for the members of the starship "Voyager." I am especially proud of my "Rodeo Red's Rootin Tootin Chile," (light on the jalopy-noes) and my "Leola Root Provencal." I have spoken with some of my colleagues about your particular menu, and I don't think you'll be disappointed in my "All Talaxian Burger" or my "Hot Fudge Leola Cake."

I have attached several testimonials regarding my culinary artistry for your perusal, but allow me here to recite a few highlights.

"I find it difficult to find the proper adjectives to describe Neelix's cooking," Lt. Thomas Eugene Paris.

"I don't think the cooking world will ever again see as unique a talent." Captain Kathryn Janeway.

"Taste is Irrelevant," Seven of Nine.

Most Sincerely Yours, Neelix

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LAST UPDATED: 06 Feb 2005		All opinions and writings reproduced in these pages are copyright © their authors. The Coffee Nebula and any text or original artwork relating to its site design is copyright © Jules Langley 1997-2024, based on images, concepts and characters from the television series Star Trek: Voyager. Star Trek and all of its associated trademarks are TM, ® and © Paramount Pictures. Other shows are © their respective production companies/networks. It is not the intention of this page to attempt to infringe or supersede those copyrights in any way.