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Parodies Of Classical Poetry

Parody Of The Iliad
Review Boy (Jim Wright) — 27 Jun 1998

Rage--Braga, sing the rage of Kolopak's son Chakotay,
private, moody, that cost the Voyager countless losses,
hurling down to the House of Debris so many shuttlecraft,
great fliers' craft, but made their hulls scrap metal,
feasts for the scavenger races and Borg,
and the will of Gene was moving toward its end.
Begin, Muse, when the two first broke and clashed,
Kathryn Janeway lord of all and handsome Chakotay.

(Based on The Iliad by Homer)