Voyager Episode Themes

Swing On A Star (Scorpion: 1)
Roxanne

Sung to Swing on a Star. Can't remember who the composer was, but it was sung by Bing Crosby.

Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar,
And be better off than you are,
Or would you rather be Kazon?

Kazon is a species that fights with his wits.
He doesn't think and grinds his teeth to bits.
His breath is foul, he doesn't smile,
You can't trust him, he's full of guile.

But if you don't mind your p's and q's
He will steal from you his dues.

Would you like to swing on a star,
Carry moonbeams home in a jar,
And be better off than you are,
Or would you rather be a Borg?

A Borg is a species that comes from outer space.
Be careful, they'll annilate your race.
They don't eat and they don't sleep,
Their take over is a clean sweep.

And it isn't better than the morgue
To end up being like a Borg.