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Voyager Episode Themes/Other Musicals

Roxanne — 6 Oct 1997

Sung to Matchmaker from Fiddler on the Roof

Chakotey and Harry to perform together to the tune of "Matchmaker."

Harry:  Chakotey, Chakotey, Make me a match,
Find me a find, catch me a catch
Chakotey, Chakotey, look in your book
And make me a perfect match.
Chakotey:  Harry, Harry, have I got a match for you.
She's smart, she's small,
All right, she's six foot two
But she's a nice one, a good catch,
True? True.
You've heard that she is crazy,
She'll beat you every night,
But only when she's mating,
So you're all right.
Harry:  Chakotey, you know that I
talk a great line
But I'm afraid
I don't have time
I know that she's fair
And my soul has been bared,
But I think I am very scared.