Pop Songs

Baby, It's Cold Outside
Ginny — 7 Dec 1999

Sung to Baby, It's Cold Outside

Red lyrics—Kathryn
Blue lyrics—her hunka-hunka burning alien love interest of the week

I really can't stay.
But, Katie, it's cold outside!
Gotta get my crew home.
Katie, it's cold outside!
This planet has been
Been hoping that you'd beam in.
So very nice.
I'll hold your hands--they're just like ice!
My exec will start to worry.
Beautiful, what's your hurry?
The doctor will be pacing the floor.
Listen to that fireplace roar.
So really, I'd better scurry...
Beautiful, please don't hurry!
Well, maybe just a half a drink more.
What don't you put some holovids on while I pour.
My crewmen might think--
Katie, it's bad out there!
Say, what's in this drink?
No shuttles to be had out there!
I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now.
To break this spell.
I'll take your phaser--your hair looks swell!
I ought to say, "No, no, no".
Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm going to say that I tried.
What's the sense of hurting my pride?
I really can't stay...

Oh, but it's cold outside.

I simply must go.
Katie, it's cold outside!
The answer is no!
But Katie, it's cold outside!
This welcome has been
I'm lucky that you warped in.
So nice and warm.
Look out the viewport at that storm!
My pilot will be suspicious.
Gosh, your lips look delicious!
My ex-Borg will be there at the door.
Waves upon a tropical shore.
My Vulcan's mind-meld is vicious...
Ooh, your lips are delicious!
Well, maybe just a coffee cup more
Never seen such a blizzard before!

I've got to go home.
Katie, you'll freeze out there!
Say, lend me your comb.
It's up to your knees out there.
You've really been grand,
I thrill when you touch my hand!
But don't you see?
How can you do this thing to me?
There's bound to be talk tomorrow.
Think of my life-long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied.
If you caught a retrovirus and died!
I really can't stay...oh, but
Get over that "hold out".

Ah, but it's cold outside!